I don’t even feel like writing a letter to the magic faerie this time, dammit. I just really really want the following dresses from ModCloth.com:
Holy Hell is right. I think I’m way too in love with this website to NOT have purchased anything from them yet. I’m pretty sure that once I start, I wont be able to stop, and I’ll end up with an overdrawn bank account, a pissed off boyfriend, and a SHIT LOAD OF HOT CLOTHES.
ugh. Therein lies the rub.
Dearest superly-awesome-faerie-person,
Okay, so this is my second letter to you. I’m sure you’re like superly busy all the time (making people happy or whatever), and you haven’t quite been able to get around to reading my first letter…which is completely okay. I know that sometimes when people write to their congressmen about an issue that they feel passionately about, they write letters over and over again and “VOILA!” change happens. I figure that since you’re busy (and significantly cooler than my congressman) I could use the same sort of tactic with you.
So here’s the deal; I was browsing around online window shopping. I’m planning on buying a new futon so I can’t really spend money until it’s purchased. However, I made the horrible mistake of running by a website called modcloth.com. I swear I don’t need clothes. I really don’t. But pretty much everything on this site is effing adorable. see, watch:
So as you can see, they have wonderful merchandise. And since you’re all-knowing, you probably know about how much i like urban outfitters, and how this modcloth.com place seems to be a tad less pretentious, which I like. Anyways, I know you’re always busy, but when you have downtime or when other less-grateful people are being dicks…please think of me. I’m always grateful. I have good hygiene, and I don’t smoke (anymore) which makes me of pretty good character, i think.
love always,
arie
p.s.
post-scriptum. I particularly love the first violet dress, so like…whenever you see it and you don’t have a lot of other stuff to do, where sending it to me wouldn’t be a problem, please feel free to do so. Again, i’m grateful and I always wash my clothes so I’m also very clean. This makes me a quality person deserving of the above listed niceties. Thank you.
Dear Magical-fairie-in-the-sky-that-grants-wishes-for-nice-people-like-me,
I know you’re very busy. You’re magical, and that has to take a lot of effort on your part, emotionally. I’ve never asked you for anything, because you’re so awesome that when I really really want something, you give it to me. You’re pretty flipping rad. I figured I would give back to you this year, in the form of my expediting your work, thus making it easier on you. Here are a few things that I really want, that way you don’t perspire from all the hard work it must take reading my mind.
alright, so that netbook is adorable. I saw it on tv yesterday and fell in love. If i had an extra 7bones to spend, it would go to that without my even thinking twice. It’s small…the size of a hardcover book. Think Breaking Dawn of the Twilight series as a computer, but an inch thick, rather than 7 inches. The rest are just adorable, especially the bird ring, which is made of 100% recycled copper and metal. dopeness. Therefore, dearest Sky Faerie, please take these items into consideration when and if you decide to grace me with somethiing.
Love always,
Arie
